Check out the splash page for Felt Tips, the world's first office supply themed erotica anthology. If you can clip it, tape it or staple it someplace hot, it's in this book!
Fuck the RWA and one of their lame-ass chapter, the RWI (Romance Writer's Ink). After getting flack that they were discriminating against writers through homophobia by not allowing same-sex erotic romance as an entry in one of their contests, they finally cancelled the contest altogether. You can read about the initial outrage HERE, at ***'s blog.